ALLENE ROHRER – El Cerrito – 2010

Agenda for Allene’s March 9, 2010

  • Make delicious nutritious fruit protein smoothie for breakfast (10 minutes)
  • Spill delicious nutritious fruit protein smoothie all over car at the first stop sign on the way to work  (30 seconds (from home)
  • Pull over and half-assedly clean delicious fruit protein smoothie out of car (10 minutes)
  • Arrive at work and climb gnarly embankment under tall pokey bushes to get hose to wash delicious fruit protein smoothie off car mat (5 minutes and 2 scratches)
  • Lament the loss of delicious fruit protein smoothie (7 hours)
  • Go home after work and make another delicious fruit protein smoothie (40 minutes including driving time)
  • Drink this one and celebrate 24 grams of protein and 5 grams of glutamine tasting so damn good (15 minutes of delicious fruit protein smoothie fame!)